I:III

Jesica and her Honda Civic had seen some adventures. As the oddly colored heap pulled up to Castlevek, I noticed all of the scratched and scrapes along the side of her car. I know a lot of them were from me when I had a Civic also. I used to side swipe her car all of the time. In retrospect, that was a really dumb idea, and it fucked up my car too.

Jesica, Malissa, and Alexandra had been friends since sometime around the womb. One could only separate the three with a scalpel. Jesica was tan and it complemented her sandy blonde hair, but it never stayed blonde long. She was beautiful in the face with a short nose and large eyes. She was thin but there is no getting around this… her body was amazing because of her most predominant feature… her butt. It was huge. Not wide and flat or misshapen though, it was like a regular white-girl butt under a magnifying glass. It was good. When one stopped paying attention to Jesica’s glorious butt they would have no choice but to enjoy the warmth of Jesica’s kind and relaxed personality. The only behavior that slightly be smudged this was her uncontrollable need to cuss. Not so much as Tourette syndrome, she just cussed a lot. She was the reason of the trio.

Alexandra’s body was like that of a jock. Not a beefy jock, but a feminine one. Her curves were easily traceable, and it was no burden to do so. She was also beautiful in the face. Her eyes were large and innocent, she had thick pouty lips and her nose was upturned. Although she wasn’t much of a joy to try and hold a conversation with, she made up for it with her outgoing spirit. She was the… comic relief of the trio.

The best way to describe Malissa: she is my other half. The most obscene, vulgar gory thoughts, summations, and references found their way to Malissa’s mouth. She was clever, sharp as a tack, and funnier than a barrel filled with people. Her face was sharp. Her eyebrows were arched just enough to keep her pleasantly angry looking. She had big eyes that she painted around with the thickest blackest eyeliner, and her high cheek bones and thin lips, which looked good on her, made her entire face so desirable. The feature that separated Malissa from the other two girls was that Malissa was very chesty, but she had no hips. She still looked good, but she had a small butt. If you could somehow put Malissa and Jesica together… well, you’d be married.

When she got out of the car she turned to Jesica. “Jesica, be sure to tell the valet to lock the doors,” She was talking about Erick, “I don’t trust the negro.” That one was about me.

“Malissa,” I said warmly, “When you want to speak, raise your hand and Erick will pull his dick out of your mouth.”

“Well thank goodness you brush your teeth or I’d never be able to catch you with my television.” We laughed.

“So what’s on the agenda?” Jesica came round in between the cars with the rest of us.

“Well I suppose we can start heading up the hill.” I pulled out a cigarette and handed one to Erick, “I think it’s going to be a minute before Vince and Rick Show up.”

“Do you know who all is supposed to be coming?” Jesica asked as we all began walking.

“Not a clue but I heard that Alex had something to share with us.”

Malissa interjected, “Jesus, I hope he didn’t try anymore acid,” Her eyes widened, “Last time he ran around town naked for two days.”

“I don’t know,” I told them, “But Erick and I saw something strange today. Very strange…”